Showing posts with label marcus 2012. Show all posts
Showing posts with label marcus 2012. Show all posts

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Marcus for President - New Rules for Lobbyists - Campaign Promise # 5

I did some research on lobbyists and found the numbers interesting as well some Washington Post reporter trying to defend in essence most lobbyists by selectively deconstructing what he called 'myths'. First some of the varying numbers...



there are now 12,553 federal lobbyists registered in Washington, down from 14,800 at the end of 2008, and well below a record 15,137 in 2007, according to the Center for Responsive Politics, a nonprofit group that tracks such activities. In the wake of tighter ethics rules imposed by the Obama administration for people who are official lobbyists...


Industry executives, congressional aides and lobbyists say companies and special interest groups have terminated the lobbyist status of people on their staffs and are calling them by new names...


The 'real' number of lobbyists in Washington is over 90,000 -- not including their support staff....

The Post reporter attempts to make the point that lobbyists perform an important service writing papers and viewpoints on complex legislation etc. etc.etc. My questions to him and you are:

1. Why does it have to be so complex and hard for people to understand? Truth be told it doesn't...


2. Don't people elect their representatives based on their viewpoints and what they are told during the election process?


I could go on a while about that one, however, I'll just get to the campaign promise...if elected your president, all official and unofficial lobbyists in Washington DC will be required to wear black leather fetish gear and clothing...no suits or skirts


Lastly, the punishment for any law developed, influenced or linked to lobbyists and congressmen that results in children being unjustly or inconsequently (a) hurt (b) killed (c) malnourished (d) homeless (e) sick shall be shirtless public spanking in black leather pants for 12 hours on the national mall after ingesting a complete exlax chocolate bar...

Friday, February 26, 2010

Campaign Promise # 21 - National Adultery & Marijuana Act

Since being back in ye' old America I am really sick and tired of hearing all the media coverage and crap about affairs, adultery, horny Tiger etc. etc.  It's time America leave the puritan religious middle ages and join the rest of the free world where having flings is a private matter.

If elected your President in 2012, I will fine any media outlet wasting air or print or whatever time $10M an offense and give $9M to a variety of children's causes, building shelters for the homeless, school programs, education, shelters for abused women, etc. etc.  The remaining million will go to the person they reported on.

Next...

This act shall also entitle all US citizens to a free splif (joint) of Marijuana on labour day and all federal holidays.  Enjoy, you've earned it!  And while you're at it, if your beau, galo, hubby, wife isn't treatin' you right...go feel alive and have an affair for me and Tiger.


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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Campaign Promise # 20 - Hospitals & Jails Reform Act

I thankfully to date haven't been to too many jails or hospitals. I've been in small county / town jails three times that I can remember...once in high-school for throwing a huge party where the cops rounded people up in school buses. The next time, I was in Athens Georgia going to court to protest a speeding ticket. When I stood up to make my case they took my away claiming I had another ticket I hadn't paid. Turns out I had paid the ticket and had a cleared check to prove it.


Lastly, I got nailed for BUI....Boating Under the Influence on Lake Lanier in Georgia. That's a whole other and very funny story for another time, but I did learn to not make jokes anymore as they have a funny way of being twisted and showing up in the police report later...It's also not advisable when your stoned and buzzed to wave high to the police as you drive by their cop-boat when you have a nicer one with lots of girls on it...they then like to do "random safety checks".

Net-net is I think the prison system needs to be turned on it's head. The current approach to incarceration and reform only makes people worse, treats them inhumanely and gives them no options when they get out but to go back into crime. Additionally, we never attack the roots of the problem which are lack of education, lack of options (aka jobs which have all been shipped elsewhere) and poverty. My other campaign promises address the roots of the issue.

In terms of the existing system, it should not be privatized and people should not be in jail for doing drugs. Legalize it, focus on education, prevention and make money off it so taxes can be lowered! Violent people, child abusers and molesters should be in jail but they should be taught how not to be violent and exposed to elements of love and support. I could say a lot more here, but I’m going to switch to hospitals for now.

I worked in high school for over two years at a good small town hospital as a janitor...you want to talk about dirty jobs, I still remember cleaning the autopsy rooms...Anyway, I think too many hospitals are not places I would want to be whether sick or on my death bed.

Hospitals for adults should be like good children's hospitals...bright colours, activities, healthy non-chemical local food, comedy, alternative medicine options, animals to play with, plants, more social interaction and please a new smell other than sickness and death! People get healthier when they have something to live for, are happy and in a warm-loving environment.

Am I the only one who has observed most hospitals and inner city public schools look like jails without the towers?