Friday, February 26, 2010

Campaign Promise # 21 - National Adultery & Marijuana Act

Since being back in ye' old America I am really sick and tired of hearing all the media coverage and crap about affairs, adultery, horny Tiger etc. etc.  It's time America leave the puritan religious middle ages and join the rest of the free world where having flings is a private matter.

If elected your President in 2012, I will fine any media outlet wasting air or print or whatever time $10M an offense and give $9M to a variety of children's causes, building shelters for the homeless, school programs, education, shelters for abused women, etc. etc.  The remaining million will go to the person they reported on.


This act shall also entitle all US citizens to a free splif (joint) of Marijuana on labour day and all federal holidays.  Enjoy, you've earned it!  And while you're at it, if your beau, galo, hubby, wife isn't treatin' you right...go feel alive and have an affair for me and Tiger.

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