Campaign Promise # 12 - Cease Trade with Countries Using Slave & Child Labour

No this won't be popular with American companies who have been shipping all the jobs and our money overseas to sweat shops, but I am pretty certain it will help the job situation here and put pressure on those countries to clean up their acts.

Wal-mart shoppers and other people who love cheap shit from China, i'll let you in on a little secret to life...YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR...

Campaign Promise # 11 - I Will Not Accept a Peace Prize if We are at War

Not much to say on this one except what little respect I had left for this guy and our system would have remained intact or been restored if he had been man enough not accept the Nobel Peace Prize...how much more bullshit are people willing to accept?  Really?

Campaign Promise # 10 - Child Support Receipts & the IRS

With my plans to have a flat, low and simple tax and plan to scrap the various violent wars (drug war, terror etc. etc.) that cost trillions, I think we will have a lot more money in the treasury and a lot less need for the IRS.

I wouldn't want all those lovely people to have no jobs at all, so I thought we could allocate many of their refined bean counting and intimidation skills into keeping parents accountable on child support.  Many people won't like this, but I think it's imperative and about time people focused on the children of the world and not 

themselves...

When I see accountable, I mean that if a person is paying $2k a month for child support, then receipts should be kept against that $2k to ensure it is going for the child and not the adult.  Ideally education, healthy food, fun, lessons, health etc.  Alimony is very different and the adult can do what they want with that, but kids are the future and kids should come first.

Assuredly many women are saying, 'what about the bums who don't pay...what are you going to do about them'.  Fair point, but we most go after the problem in a holistic manner and ask why there are so many men who don't pay?  There are many reasons, the number one being that we have all fallen for and accepted the power elites newest control mechanism (aka system)... a society that operates on the concept of money...and we see where that is getting 60M Americans who go to bed hungry every night and hundreds of millions more who starve to death every year.  

Am I the only one who is amazed what the government will do when a few bankers and automakers get in trouble versus when kids are forced into fighting wars around the world and dieing of starvation....?  Oh, that's right we gave them the guns and fucked up their lands in the first place by drawing new lines on the map and creating division...

Sorry, as usual I sidetracked myself...I refuse to believe most men or people are inherently bad and don't want to pay or help their kids.  Wealth has become concentrated and their are few option for many people these days and at many times in this system of money and greed.

The system and for that matter...we are all messed up.  Remember when the old British taxes us too much and made our lives unbearable...best solution was a revolution...well, let me show you the basic math of our "great system" from the "greatest country in the world" in my life with 'child support'.

My monthly salary in the UK   $16,667

Less Child Support 'stuff'-         ($ 5,000)

Less Taxes*                           ($7,000)

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                                             $4,667  seems live-able ...forgot a few things...

Less Boys School                  ($2,000)

Net Income                            $2,667

* Taxes I am aware of...meaning federal / state, does not include the myriad of hidden taxes and fees

Of the remaining net income you then try to cover a roof over your head, food, transportation, insurance premiums, clothes for your kids, holidays and a girlfriend...

The best part of my experience was hearing my sons say, "Dad, I can't beleive you give her that much money...you're the only one who buys us anything and pay for our schooling, she just shops with her mom"...she probably gave it to her church where they taught her you should punch kids in the head in the name of Jesus...(true story)

I know, I know...many people have it much worse and that is true.  All I can say, is that the American Dream is a huge croc of shit.  Hard work does not pay in today's system except for the people sucking the blood and profits from your life.  

In addition to the proposed new policies, I may just institute a peaceful revolution to throw out these damned bums...MLK's vision was right to have all the poor and disenfranchised march on Washington...too bad they took him out first.  

Campaign Promise # 9 - New Rules for Child Abusers and Molesters

While I try my best to peace and love guy, I'm far from perfect...my brilliant, beautiful and illustrious campaign manager who's name I cannot reveal as to protect her from the Illuminati, Council on Foreign Relations and other dark forces in control behind the scenes helped me formulate this campaign promise as she despises child abusers and molesters as much as I do...

As we don't believe in killing unless in certain cases of self-defense, I promise to instigate mandatory castration for child abuser and molesters including life long sentences of public service hard labor. The tricky part here will be dealing with first offenders and cases of hearsay (he said - she said) versus hard evidence. First offenders of child abuse should be given a second chance and given help as they are more than likely victims themselves. Child molesters don't deserve a second chance.

I think we should also add the people who put kids into the sex trade and people who still children's childhood and have them fight in wars. Incidentally, this law will help rid us of more than a few of our politicians in power now:



Let me know if you have any thoughts on additional parties to lump into this law...Ponzi Scheme Bankers and CEOs who's companies send jobs overseas to child and slave labor?

Campaign Promise # 6 - Pledge to Bring Back Capes & Wigs

If elected the President of the United States in 2012 or whenever, I promise my staff and I will wear capes Monday through Friday. My cape collection is pretty amazing already, but I will have my tailor in India design me some new ones with extra bling.

Furthermore, I shall proclaim by executive order all of congress must wear wigs when congress is in session. Not the wigs like the Brits wear, but any wig you like to express your flare...

Finally, a quick cape story from last year...true story, you can't make this stuff up. I was going out on the town in London to meet a buddy from India at some hotel with my buddy Rodger who was visiting from NYC and two very hot blonde ladies. I went out that night wearing a bad ass black suit and a bright red cape....when we arrived at the hotel (I can't remember the name, but it's one of the 'hip hotels')...the doorman at the hotel wouldn't let me in with the cape as they said they had a 'no-cape policy'.

Needing to get in to meet my mate Ravi, the gorgeous Rebecca Howard quickly thought on her feet, took the cape and turned it into a Turban on her head and informed them they couldn't by law make her take off a symbol / requirement of her religion...well, when we left to go onto Annabels I of course wore it out to piss off the doorman. Furthermore, at Annabel's which is arguably the greatest and most exclusive private club in the world the cape was of no consequence in getting in...in fact it was of course celebrated...so much for the hipsters.

Recap on my Inspiration to Run for President

The mere news and fact that Sarah Palin would even be considering to run for President has spurred me to action and given my life a new purpose...I have decided to run as a Republican as I think the party has gone so wrong and been more or less taken over by religious fanatics. It once was a great party...the party of Ike & Abe…Yeah Ike who warned about everything that has come to pass…


I think Obama is a good man relative to Cheney-Bush butt buddies, however, he is doing more of the same bad policies of Bush and is obviously in bed with big corporations such as Monsanto, Lockheed-Martin, Cargill, Citibank, Exxon and other companies who more or less truly run the country. Obama after all is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations like every other recent President and titan of business.

I further am frustrated with the fact the US spent more than $5,000 per every man, woman and child alive in the country on 'stimulus'. Very little of that money has gone to the men, women and children who are sick, unemployed and hungry and who really need it. It instead went to help keeping bankers, automakers and insurance company executives in their nice homes.

I have campaign manager and a few advisors…we have been focusing on playing into the system’s ultimate control mechanism…$$$...need more of that to play the game.

My Original Platform Points from when I first got it in my head to run:

- Pulling out of Afghanistan & Iraq Immediately and we will stop meddling in other people's foreign affairs
- We will stop sending all of our money and jobs to China. We will start to make things in the USA again and only trade with countries who treat their people well
- Free local beer and organic wine my entire administration. This will be funded by AIG and the banking industry or I will revoke their ability to do business
- I will end the drug wars and legalize pot and cocaine completely. The government will make sure drugs are safe / clean for people and the government will make money from it that will help lower taxes. Money will be also redirected to education.
- Hip-hop, old school NWA and opera (Maria Callas) will become the official music of the White House
- Child molesters will be castrated and forced into hard labour to do the jobs nobody else wants

Campaign Promise # 8 - An End to the American Federal Police State

"The real truth of the matter is, as you and I know, that a financial element in the larger centers has owned the Government ever since the days of Andrew Jackson."
President Franklin D. Roosevelt to Colonel Edward House, October 21, 1933

This promise will need to be dealt with from many angles to say the least...I think a good start will be to roll back much of the FBI's powers domestic spying powers and the RICO statutes (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization) started through the 1970 Organized Crime Control Act. The act sought to strip organized crime of the protection and profits it received through the infiltration of legitimate businesses. It seems to me any and many other Americans most organized crime and plundering of the treasury happens through 'legitimate' businesses, conglomerates and our 'friends' on Wall Street.


RICO according to scholars from all ideologies has been a near "total failure" in stopping the infiltration of legitimate businesses and most of the defendants (i.e., motorcycle gangs) were still not the originally intended targets of the law. Most criminal uses of RICO are redundant and just another means for stripping Americans of additional civil liberties.

Check out a few links on the subject below by people who have done a great deal more research into the topic than me:
Gore Vidal
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20090728_america_the_great_police_state/

http://www.hermes-press.com/police_state.htm